Phillies roast scandalous CEO kiss on jumbotron with Coldplay’s “Magic” — stadium erupts as HR drama goes hilariously public!

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Philadelphia, PA – The Philadelphia Phillies aren’t just swinging bats this summer – they’re swinging for viral stardom with a jumbotron moment that left the Citizens Bank Park crowd roaring with laughter Friday night. During the team’s popular kiss cam segment, the stadium’s massive video board cued up Coldplay’s wistful hit “Magic” – a cheeky nod to a now-infamous executive scandal involving Astronomer Inc. CEO Byron Sellers and the company’s HR chief, Kristin Cabot.

The choice of song was no coincidence. It follows the viral fallout from last month’s Coldplay concert at Lincoln Financial Field, where Sellers and Cabot were allegedly caught on the venue’s jumbotron in a cozy embrace. The moment ignited a wave of online speculation and internal corporate drama, especially given Cabot’s key role as the company’s human resources executive. Neither has publicly addressed the incident, but social media sleuths and office insiders have been quick to connect the dots.

The Phillies’ jumbotron bit began innocently enough: standard kiss cam antics, couples caught mid-sip, kids hiding behind oversized hats. But when the opening chords of Coldplay’s “Magic” began to play, fans immediately caught on. The camera panned to two Phillies staffers sitting in the stands—one wearing a fake nametag reading “Byron” and the other donning a blonde wig with a “Kristin” badge.

Cue uproar.

Fans burst into laughter, with several in the crowd chanting “HR! HR!” as the screen lingered on the staged couple pretending to sneak a kiss before dramatically looking over their shoulders.

It didn’t stop there.

In a tongue-in-cheek twist, the screen faded to black and then lit up with faux text reading:
“Caught in the act again? Hope your workplace policies are as flexible as your weekends!”

Even the Phillies players in the dugout couldn’t contain their reactions, with Bryce Harper visibly chuckling and gesturing toward the jumbotron.

A League Trend in the Making?

The Phillies aren’t the first MLB team to playfully jab at the Astronomer drama. Earlier this week, the St. Louis Cardinals showed a brief clip of Coldplay’s “A Sky Full of Stars” while their mascot, Fredbird, held up a sign reading “Byron’s HR Policy: Don’t Ask, Just Sway.” Meanwhile, the Seattle Mariners got in on the joke during a rain delay, playing a Coldplay medley while flashing mock LinkedIn screenshots featuring “Kristin Cabot, Director of Interoffice Affairs.”

This kind of cross-team ribbing is rare but not unprecedented. However, what sets this instance apart is the pop culture penetration of a corporate scandal that has seemingly eclipsed its own industry. Astronomer Inc., a private data analytics firm based in San Jose, typically avoids the public eye. But the blend of Coldplay’s iconic romanticism, a splash of jumbotron voyeurism, and America’s enduring love of corporate gossip has catapulted the situation into the meme-osphere.

Astronomer Response? Radio Silence.

Requests for comment from Astronomer Inc. were not returned. Insiders at the company, who spoke under condition of anonymity, said that internal HR meetings were held shortly after the concert incident “to address perceptions and potential policy implications.”

Kristin Cabot’s LinkedIn page remains active, though she has turned off commenting. Byron Sellers, typically active on X (formerly Twitter), has gone dark since July 2nd.

Fan Reaction: ‘Petty, Perfect, Phillies’

Outside the ballpark, fan reaction was overwhelmingly positive.

“It’s just good-natured fun,” said Alicia Ramirez, 34, from Fishtown. “I mean, it’s Coldplay. You don’t get caught kissing your coworker at Coldplay unless you really forget about the jumbotron.”

Others praised the Phillies for staying culturally sharp.

“They’ve been on fire all season, and now their media team’s joining the hit parade,” said Mark Dunleavy, 41. “Honestly, I come for the baseball but stay for the chaos.”

What’s Next?

With the Coldplay tour rolling through more major cities and the MLB season heating up, fans are now watching two scoreboards – one for balls and strikes, and one for the next viral jab.

Sidebar:
Coldplay Songs Now Banned from the Astronomer Office Playlist (Unofficially)

    “Magic”
    “Fix You”
    “Shiver”
    “Clocks”
    “The Scientist”

Still Allowed: “Viva La Vida” (ironically, Byron’s former walk-on song at a tech conference, according to staff)

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