“I ONLY HAD ONE.”” Saturday Night Live goes ALL IN, brutally mocking Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel in a sketch that’s already blowing up online. It started like a normal press conference parody and then instantly spiraled. Colin Jost walked on stage as Hegseth, holding an oversized glass of Scotch like it was part of the joke, except it was the joke. “I said I only had one.”” He smirked, and from that moment, the tone was set. What followed wasn’t subtle. The sketch leaned hard into rumors and headlines, with every line pushing further. Passing the drink mid-scene, firing off exaggerated remarks, and turning serious topics into biting punchlines — it felt less like comedy and more like a full-on roast. Then came the second wave. As Aziz Ansari stepped in as Patel, the jokes didn’t slow down. In fact, they got sharper. One moment, one line, one expression — and suddenly the entire room (and the internet) was reacting at once. 👉 “I said I only had one.”